January 2009
126 posts
Titanic
Paul: Nice necklace. *points at blue necklace*
Jack: Thanks. My grandmother gave it to me.
Paul: Was her name Rose?
“Can I borrow your phone? I need to get out of the matrix!”
– Jack
“I would like to kiss you in the stairwell!”
– Paul
I am thinking about shaving my beard...
joshbregy:
for SLAAMT. I feel that I would play better with my face shaved. What do y’all think. Please reblog.
I think you look better with it and I don’t see how itll affect you playing either way.
Steven: I've realized we are all a little too comfortable with ourselves...and each other.
Jack: Yea and some of shouldn't be so comfortable with ourselves...Jacob.
Jack: I always realize I like you best when we go outside. I mean I like you at school but..
Jacob: But its like "I like my cellmate...but I'm still in fucking prison."
Jack: Yea. Pretty much. But whenever we go out.
Jacob: The people always shout.
Jack: There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
In Unison: Nananananaa!
Jack: We're embarassing.
Jacob: No one heard.
Jacob: You smell like a joke....a bad joke...a potty joke.
Jack: *frowns*
Jacob: I meant it!
Jack: *slams head against Jacob's head*
Jacob: *frowns*
Jack: I meant it.
NEOPETS
maryamsmiles:
katrynastumbles:
taradactyl:
sleepykisser:
Reblog with your pet’s name.
FrijoleAmarillo.
AvaLovelace1
I searched for your pet and nothing came up.
EDGARFINNEGAN :D
Frank_Fails
Firm Party
jwoo:
taradactyl:
I has it.
oh, and apparently the fire drill was legit last night.
-_- stupid microwave people.
Hamza forgot that cookies don’t have moisture for the microwave to cook, so he burnt them.
…not that I’m pissed or anything, but I would have liked to be sleeping like EVERYONE ELSE in the school :p
Oh well, I’m stealing the rest of his cookies. Yum.
I have to admit I look...
Things I Did Today Instead of FIRM:
sleepykisser:
1. Sat in the Mac lab staring at the computer.
2. Draw random things in illustrator.
3. Added some Pixies songs to my Playlist.
4. Talked to my mom.
5. Talked to Harry.
6. Hung out with Jacob (a constant).
7. Ate a decent/semi-decent dinner.
8. Tumbld.
9. Room time with Maryam.
10. Slept
Jack (missing the mark?)
Paul: That's emotional cheating.
Jacob: Yea, I'm emotionally cheating with you *Paul*, you *Sarah* and you *Maryam*.
Jack: Maryam went down on me last night.
Maryam: This is a case of you missing the mark...like Jacob did yesterday.
Jack: Can I just rent myself out as Birthday Jack?
Tara: Like to go to birthday parties?
Jack: Like a clown but not? Or like a stripper but exactly the same?
Jacob...missing the mark entirely
Maryam: I can't believe she is younger than me.
Jack: I can't believe she looks like she is 30.
Paul: I can't believe she wore that jacket.
Jacob: ....Who lets themselves get that fat?
On the count of three...
katrynastumbles:
We all say what college we’re going to!
1..
2..
3!
I have no idea. Hendrix? UALR? Haven’t heard from NYU. So no knowing yet.
Dananananna you say it's your birthday...
Today is Jacob’s birthday so I’m dressed as Birthday Jack. I gave him his present already which was a studded belt with Sexy Bitch on it in hot pink. It is fabulous. :D
I am irrational at times. Now is one of those...
To you, you self-important asshole,
It is amusing and yet, in a way, sad that some day you will grow up and see exactly how ridiculous you are. Or worse, you will never know and continue on as you are, finding yourself to be supremely intelligent, clever, enlightened, and talented. You are not supremely anything other than irritating and poorly mannered. I am bitter enough towards you to wish you...
Dynomite! was from Good Times.
“This movie would be so much more interesting if mr. Darcy had terets
...”
– Maryam (via taradactyl)
Bad Dreams
katrynastumbles:
I visited ASMSA and Becca was gone and Meggie hated me. I ran up many flights of stairs until I was in a loft/room that was Jack’s. Because she still loved me. Whew.
I will always love you!!!
NO!
katrynastumbles:
Ughh. The slutnurse of slutsville made her MySpace profile private. There totally goes my weekend.
If you want to check out Lord of the Huge Hair you can sign in on mine (yea she is actually on my friends list…) Let me know if you want and I will send the password.
“I nipped that in the bud. Did you see me pull out my bud nippers?”
– Teacher Walt, nipping Chad’s shenanigans
Jack: That is a good book. *nods at Ollie's copy of Franny and Zooey*
Ollie: Its your moms.... Literally.
I'm not sure how long I can keep my love for...
beartim:
Lunch time in the cafeteria on Thursday… Tim looks at phone Tim: No way, Hufflepuff just got 30 points! How is that possible? Seela looks bumfuzzled Seela: …you get text message notifications of the house points?
When I read the title of this I had a flash of panic that you quoted our conversation where I said something about Harry Potter.
You Left Yourself Logged In, AGAIN.
HOLLA BOUCHA DICK!
-i think it is quite obvious who did this. ;)
jwoo:
jacatastrophe:
I have here, plugged into my laptop, Mark Okimoto’s external. Dare I put the first episode of Gossip Girl onto it?
You should probably just return it without putting any annoying material on it.
Good advice.
But uhh…
“Our smells are broken!”
– Jacob
I have here, plugged into my laptop, Mark Okimoto’s external. Dare I put the first episode of Gossip Girl onto it?
Shanna: Can I help you Zach Lain?
Jack: You could let him borrow your vagina so he can workout on Tuesdays.
Janie & Melons?
MELLONS!! And being that Tim has Tumblr, it is silly of me to reblog because I don’t think he likes being called Mellons.
katrynastumbles:
I’m going to need picture verification ASAP.
Dicking
Janie: I haven't been digging on him.
Jack: Dicking? Do you have a dick Janie?
Janie: That's not what I said!
Maryam: I thought it was what she said too.
Jack: It is going on Tumblr.
Janie: NO! Don't put that! You better not put stuff that wasn't said like last time! I said DIGGING!
That's a cool phone Tortimer.
Maryam: JANIE! Sit up! SIT UP JANIE!
Jack: Janie looks...like a retard. Or a badly behaved child.
Janie: Maybe I have asthma!!!
Jack: Is that our new story? Our friend has asthma?
Maryam: JUST SIT UP!
“Where you see blob, create blob.”
– Greenwood in Drawing
Creeper Janie's Foreign Customs... Jambo?
Paul: There is Creeper Janie with her Magic Box of Voices.
Janie: They're African, not retarded!
Paul: I wasn't calling them retarded, that is just how they say it. Roughly translated....magic box..
To Janie
Thank you so much for the tea, scone and righteous listening skills. :D You are a doll and I will miss you next year.
Thin Ice
Sometimes it only takes a few choice words to terminate a friendship…or to simply make you realize how low a priority you are for someone else.
I had a shitty day but I think a lot of future options just opened up.
Fuck them? Yea. Fuck them.
Some secrets are meant to be kept.
XOXO Gossip Girl
ssstanger:
jacatastrophe:
Ok, I put it off as long as possible but Gossip Girl has finally infected my brain. I am currently watching Season One Episode Eight. Episode seven’s end was hottttt. So yea, I am officially addicted along with the rest of you.
Just one question: Do you love Chuck Bass?
AT THIS VERY MOMENT I AM SAYING, “BLAIR!!!! EMBRACE HIM YOU FOOLISH TART!!!! NATE IS...
XOXO Gossip Girl
Ok, I put it off as long as possible but Gossip Girl has finally infected my brain. I am currently watching Season One Episode Eight. Episode seven’s end was hottttt. So yea, I am officially addicted along with the rest of you.
“Our main differences lie within Mac. I know Macbooks. They know Mac tools. Thus,...”
– Jack (about her dad’s side of the family)
Jack: To be a good kisser, you need to be like Magellan.... a great explorer.
Shanna: You just like saying Magellan.
Jack: True, I have no idea if he was any better than the rest.
Shanna's Sister
tortimer:
Shelby (to Jack): Here, you can take both my blankets. This one is good for warming butts.
Furthermore Jack is not fuggers according to Shelby.
Make of this what you will.
Not only that…She said she loved me.
Bitches.
BADASS! I'm famous.
katrynastumbles:
I’m designing/making all the costumes for Little Shop of Horrors this April! And one of my paintings is FINALLY on display in the art hallway. It’s a monocromatic/surreal picture of Alex from Clockwork Orange. Very cool, in my opinion. I’m real proud of it. :)
BADASS! Go you, you art-doing lady! I thought of you today. Shanna and I were discussing the slutty nurse of the slut...
Warren's Tomato Festival
Shanna: Is it a fruit? Is it a vegetable?
Jack: Who gives a fuck? Lets have a festival!
Warning: Illicit and Potentially Offensive Content
tortimer:
bonuspants:
So, it turns out that he has a condition known as “micropenis.” This basically means, to you who are unaware, that his penis is less than three inches long, fully erect. It basically looks like a large clitoris, sitting atop two balls. “Suck my big, fat cock,” he said. “You like that big dick?” I’m in such a sate of shock that I am actually dizzy. I am literally dizzy. I...
Dear Buckaroo Bill
Res life blows. Suck it bitch.
-Jack (discipline problem child whose complaints don’t even count)
joshbregy:
Ok, so those demerits that I received, yeah, I got 3 instead of 2. Apparently not having your keys is 2 demerits. It really sucks.
Josh, that is total bullshit. You should seriously say something…